Leave an upper decker in the Executive men's rest room ** -- BayHokie 12/30/2020 8:11PM
Well, tomorrow is my last day of work after 38 years of dedicated service -- Stork 12/30/2020 11:07AM
Don’t look back...the best part of your life is ahead of you! ** -- VaTaz 12/30/2020 5:51PM
Congratulations to you. No more babies to fly in. ** -- IB4TECH 12/30/2020 4:44PM
Call in sick. In a related story -- Tafkam Hokie 12/30/2020 4:09PM
Did no one mention Hookers and Blow in your office? ** -- UTPr0sim 12/30/2020 3:28PM
Now you have plenty of time to work on your golf game ** -- lchoro 12/30/2020 2:35PM
Congratulations. ** -- MikeVT85 12/30/2020 2:17PM
The Summer of Stork ** -- Brown Water 12/30/2020 2:14PM
Ha. Me on Friday -- Stork 12/30/2020 3:17PM
Me on Saturday -- Stork 12/30/2020 3:18PM
That recliner have a microwave on the other side? ** -- Ho_Ki 12/30/2020 3:46PM
Congrats! ‘Lag seems to have perfected “ la-dee-dah-ing” around so follow -- DonHo-kieHi 12/30/2020 1:51PM
Yea, actually my "official" retirement date is April 1. I'll be on 3 months -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:55PM
Ja ** -- Brown Water 12/30/2020 2:11PM
Go for it!!! ** -- DonHo-kieHi 12/30/2020 1:58PM
Advertise your 757 7 on 7 football program w/ Bruce Smith, Mike Vick, DLo -- Stech 12/30/2020 1:02PM
...get even** -- chumley 12/30/2020 12:57PM
I got a lot of problems with you people! ** -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:09PM
@Stork is your DB plan frozen? ** -- RoswellGAHokie 12/30/2020 12:51PM
No. I'm old enough that I was/am not affected by that. Folks only few years -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:22PM
Understandable. Same reasons I’ve stayed in my job -- Burke Hokie 12/30/2020 1:43PM
Ah, and that's the rest of the story... -- `lag 12/30/2020 1:28PM
Well, I still feel like a quitter. Had always planned to retire at 62, but -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:51PM
I know what's in your head, b/c I was there -- `lag 12/30/2020 2:15PM
Mine was a feeling that I'd done and achieved all I wanted to in my career -- 133743Hokie 12/30/2020 3:30PM
Congrats. Enjoy your free time. Live long and prosper. ** -- AZHokie59 12/30/2020 12:49PM
Peace and long life ** -- Brown Water 12/30/2020 1:06PM
Go placidly amid the noise and haste ** -- `lag 12/30/2020 1:30PM
The Lounge, hookers, and blow is the only correct answer -- MAHokie69 12/30/2020 12:49PM
Take the red Swingline stapler with you. ** -- Spud 12/30/2020 12:36PM
Awesome- congratulations!! Spend the day as usual- in the lounge :-) ** -- HokieDiver 12/30/2020 12:33PM
Continue to rub it in to those of us without defined benefit plans. :-) -- HokieEngineer 12/30/2020 12:30PM
Yeah, I thought those were pretty much gone -- `lag 12/30/2020 12:37PM
Yup. ** -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:10PM
2020 Jelly of the Month Club for all!!!** -- Major Kong 12/30/2020 12:28PM
Pull a Toobin on your last Zoom call. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 12/30/2020 12:25PM
Actually, tomorrow is our weekly "huddle". Maybe I will. ** -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:11PM
Maybe you'll have time to actually attend a 757 Lounge gathering...lol -- EDGEMAN 12/30/2020 12:20PM
And then they closed the joint down! ** -- Hokie CPA 12/31/2020 11:02AM
A new brewery is going in... -- EDGEMAN 12/31/2020 11:10AM
A giant ball of oil ** -- OXVT 12/30/2020 12:19PM
Helllllooooooooo! la la la ** -- Brown Water 12/30/2020 12:20PM
Lead a parade through the office. -- TomTurkey 12/30/2020 12:17PM
Tell everyone “After careful thought and prayer I have decided to enter the -- GreenvilleVT 12/30/2020 12:15PM
Welcome to the club ** -- Hokerer 12/30/2020 12:13PM
Scotch and Splenda.. ** -- al pie hokie 12/30/2020 12:12PM
Finally discover how many times you can jerk off in one work day -- Nova Hokie 95 12/30/2020 12:11PM
I thought you did the “ jerk off in one day” test during orientation at the -- DonHo-kieHi 12/30/2020 1:46PM
Upper decker. ** -- Tank 12/30/2020 12:07PM
Congrats and welcome to the club! Enjoy! ** -- TD-Tech 12/30/2020 12:06PM
(high five) yep ** -- `lag 12/30/2020 1:03PM
Congrats. Write a bunch of checks to claimants and insureds. ** -- RhinoVT 12/30/2020 11:56AM
Burn no bridges, take the high road ** -- astrohokie 12/30/2020 11:55AM
Tidy up, talk to people you want to talk to -- `lag 12/30/2020 11:54AM
Outstanding. Enjoy the rest of your life. You've earned it. -- Atlee Hokie 12/30/2020 11:50AM
I can't read without imagining CMY pretending to be on a Surfboard. ** -- HokieSignGuy 12/30/2020 11:59AM
You were working all this time? ** -- PhotoHokieNC 12/30/2020 11:50AM
Shhh...Don't tell anyone ** -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:13PM
Urinate on the bosses chair. I've done it three times, it always results -- vatechcowpatty 12/30/2020 11:46AM
Bring in a karaoke machine and sing "You can take this job and shove it" ** -- Chris Coleman
12/30/2020 11:43AM
Congratulations. Well done. ** -- OrlandoHokie 12/30/2020 11:41AM
Sleep with the bosses' wife ** -- TexasGobbler 12/30/2020 11:37AM
Fred Garvin^^ ** -- HokieDan95 12/30/2020 11:31AM
Drinks on ^^^^^^^^^ ** -- FfxStationHokie 12/30/2020 11:30AM
With hookers and blow of course ** -- VermontHokie 12/30/2020 11:26AM
Here you go. Last day at work... -- GreenvilleVT 12/30/2020 11:20AM
Call in sick ** -- bigbadbird 12/30/2020 11:14AM
The same way you spent your days at work. On these boards!! 😎 ** -- Femoyer Hokie 12/30/2020 11:10AM
Yeeha! ** -- `lag 12/30/2020 11:40AM
What industry were you in? ** -- HokieSignGuy 12/30/2020 11:09AM
...are... :-) ** -- HokieSignGuy 12/30/2020 11:10AM
Property & Casualty Insurance. I wear khakis. -- Stork 12/30/2020 11:27AM
Ran TPS reports. ** -- GreenvilleVT 12/30/2020 11:43AM
Now THAT sounds like a daily grind. Congrats on Retirement. ** -- HokieSignGuy 12/30/2020 11:29AM
Didn't used to be, but it sure has been last few years. -- Stork 12/30/2020 11:32AM
Insurance companies seemed to be a little later to that party. Especially -- Femoyer Hokie 12/30/2020 2:19PM
Real life. Gets to you after a while. Congrats! ** -- `lag 12/30/2020 11:41AM
Which insurance company? ** -- Hokie Harv 12/30/2020 11:39AM
The General, I bet ** -- PhotoHokieNC 12/30/2020 11:52AM
Your Good Neighbor ** -- Stork 12/30/2020 1:13PM
Congrats. Enjoy this day you’ve earned ** -- Burke Hokie 12/30/2020 11:08AM